The DE-Animalation Derby

Welcome to the DE-Animalation Derby! Today's race should be a good one folks. Some of the area's favorite drivers have come out to participate in today's event.

Sadie "Old Timer" Barks alot is here. She is turning into somewhat of a legend. She holds the most track championships of all our racers today. Sadie has been around for years. When asked if she had plans to retire soon, she said "woof!" Don't look for her to turn in her keys just yet. She will be driving the 4-spotted legs machine today.

Also with us today, is Chopper "The vacuum" Leftovers-please. Chopper has been around for a few years and has won her way into the crowds hearts with her spunky personality and her distractability for food. Hold a crumb in front of her and watch out! Those wheels will burn up the track. I'm not sure what she plans on driving today, but you can bet it will be related to food.

And last but certainly not least, we have an up and coming rookie, who is quickly melting his way into the crowds hearts. Colter "Wild Man" diapered-bottom will be driving his green, orange and blue tot wheels machine. Colter comes from a long line of DE-Animalation Derby drivers. His father was rookie of the year at this track 31 years ago. We asked Colter if he was going to follow in his father's shoes and become this years "rookie of the year." His response?. "Squeal! Ya! Ma! Da!" I am not exactly sure what he was talking about, but I would guess he meant yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!