Miah 101

Welcome class, to Miah 101. This course was designed to aid you in better understanding the existence of the creature known as Miah. Buy the end of this course, you should have a better knowledge of the habits, survival tactics and thought process of this MAGNIFICENT :o)creature. If you manage to make it all the way through to the end of this course, you will receive a lifetime of credits. Lets begin.

1. FAMILY.........I was born and raised in small town SD. I moved to a slightly larger small town when I was 19, which is were I currently reside.
2. I have one sibling, a brother, Scott.
3. My parents still live in small town SD, and are still married. (Which seems to be a rarity these days.)
4. I have 1 step niece, 1 niece through marriage, 1 nephew through marriage and 2 blood nephews. I am almost positive that this is all I will get. :o(
5. I will have been married to my hubby Al for 8 years this Sept 11.
6. My now stepson, was 2 1/2 years old when Al and I met, and he is now very close to being 12. Doesn't seem possible.
7. Our first child was born on Sept 5, just days before our 7 year anniversary. (Finally!~ I was under the impression that I couldn't have one.)
8. We also have our furry children. The dogs, Sadie & Chopper. The cats, Nikki & Cosmo.
9. I would like to have another child some day, but my hubby does not. We will see who wins. ;O)
10. I have two father-n-laws. This is probably normal, but it sometimes seems strange to me.
11. FAVORITES................Fav Food-- Spaghetti, Mexican
12. Fav color-- red
13. Fav Tv show-- Ghost Hunters
14. Fav drink-- aquafina, coke
15. Fav season-- summer
16. Fav flower-- Tulip
17. Fav holiday-- 4th of July
18. Fav day of the week-- right now, Friday's
19. Fav sport-- Racing
20. Fav Driver-- Harvick
21. JOBS.................I did a lot of babysitting when I was young. I even attended a babysitter course.
22. My first real job was waitressing at a cafe. I believe I was 15 years old.
23. I worked at Sitel (telemarketing) briefly after high school. It was definitely not for me. I didn't last long.
24. I worked in a crumby cabinet factory for 8 years.
25. I am now a 911 dispatcher and I love it.
26. THINGS I ENJOY................I am not the greatest cook in the world, but I am still learning. I actually enjoy cooking, just not the dishes.
27. I enjoy photography, but I am not so good.
28. I love to sit outside by the fire. Its so peaceful.
29. Weeping Willows, absolutely gorgeous.
30. Historical places, homes, etc. The whole mystery behind who, what, where, when.
31. Driving.
32. Feeding Birds/squirrels.
33. Candles.
34. The zoo.
35. Thunderstorms.
36. ANNOYED BY..............The smell an onion leaves on your hand after you chop it.
37. Hitting every red light.
38. Arrogance.
39. Liars. Especially compulsive ones that lie about nothing. I don't get it.
40. Wife beaters.
41. The feel of certain fabrics.
42. Overflowing garbage cans and setting the larger items beside it. PLEASE STOP!!
43. Nasty teeth.
44. Snoring.
45. Bills.
46. THE GOOD..............Fun.
47. Crazy.
48. Strange.
49. Sweet.
50. Loyal.
51. Tough.
52. Oblivious.
53. Intelligent.
54. Respectable.
55. Dependable.
56. THE BAD............Somewhat Paranoid.
57. Self critic.
58. Impatient.
59. Stubborn.
60. Private.
61. THE UGLY.............I am not good in person with the mushy stuff.
62. I have hurt the people who love me.
63. I used to be a master manipulator, and used it in not so nice ways. When I finally grew up, I put it in the vault. I now wish I could bring it back out and could use it for doing good. I just haven't figured out how yet.
64. It is a rare occurrence for my family to hear the words "I'm sorry" uttered from my mouth.
65. It is difficult for me to trust.
66. MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.......................My family.
67. My friends.
68. Being a good mom.
69. Staying open minded.
70. Never stop learning.
71. Always improving life for my family.
72. Never forgetting where I've been, what I've done, who I was, and the lessons I've learned.
73. Give my kids confidence.
74. Teach my kids respect.
75. Be the best me that I can be.
76. FEARS..............Ticks.
77. Dying.
78. Flying/planes/helicopters.
79. Death of a child.
80. Germs on the dishes.
81. Yearly physical! (eeekkkk!)
82. Receiving a bad 911 call from family/friend.
83. My husband's daggers.
84. Pooping my pants! :o)
85. Tanners bedroom.
86. STILL WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH....................Get some more schooling.
87. Make a difference in someones life.
88. Get a Piano.
89. Learn to play my guitar.
90. Eat at red lobster.
91. Try some other interesting eats.
92. Restore our house and make it home.
93. Do a good deed everyday.
94. Get back in shape.
95. Get new Clothes.
96. Feel good about my appearance.
97. PLACES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE/VACATION................Historical south, in good ole US of A.
98. Ireland.
99. Ghost hunt. (oooeeeeoooo)
100. Take my family to a NASCAR race.
101. Wyoming, Montana, Idaho regions.

That's our lesson for today. If you managed to make it this far, Congratulations! You should feel a wee bit more intelligent today. You may also feel annoyed, surprised, confused, etc. Thank you class. Remember to tip your waitress.