Thursday, July 19, 2007

"Mmm, who can I sue today?"

I know I can not change the world, gosh darn it. But may be, just may be, my highly intelligent moral thoughts will change someone. Or may be, just push them over the edge. :o) Hey, I'm here to help. It is my moral duty. :o)

I am disturbed by the number of people who are sue happy. People sue for the stupidest things, and win?. Do these people just sit around and contemplate who will be their next victim?

I bet if I jump in front of this greyhound bus and break my leg, I can get lots of money. Not only can I sue the bus company and driver, I can sue the city for this crack in the sidewalk that made me trip. The concrete people for the low quality cement. The salt company that most likely had a hand in the deterioration of the sidewalk. Nike, for not inventing a shoe that has an warning signals to warn of the dangers. They bystander who laughed when I tripped, for the emotional trauma it caused me.

You may even know one of these people. They would be the one that you are afraid to have over to your house for fear they will trip on your sidewalk and sue you. I guess it is just to easy to put the blame elsewhere, while sitting on your lazy bum, being a greedy selfish pig. Get off of your bum, accept responsibility, spread some love and EARN your money! It is much more rewarding.

I could preach until I am blue in the face, but it wouldn't do any good. So I have been thinking, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I am going to sue Johnson & Johnson for stating that their baby wash & shampoo has "no more tears." Tanner will tell you that this is a lie. When I asked how he knew that, he told me that he used some, and then rinsed his hair. While he did this, he left his eyes open and let the soap run in his eyes. It really hurt and caused him to tear. In turn, his highly scientific testing method, made my eyes tear. I think I may have even peed my pants a little. Johnson & Johnson, that is false advertising. You have caused us pain, mental anguish, and financial difficulties. (New undies are spendy.) You must pay!! :o)

Happy Thursday ya'll!!!

6 comments:

Tess said...

Amen! I couldn't agree more, people need to take responsibilty for their own actions.
LOL Tanner cracks me up.

First Time Mommy said...

I hear ya' on the sue happy people! There is so much of that out there it's nuts. I mean honestly where does it stop?!!

Love the Johnson and Johnson story. I think you have a ligit case there :)! I might be able to suggest an attorney...he he!!

Have a great day!

Jamie said...

It is too easy for someone to sue in this country.

I remember the story of a gal that sued McDonalds for the HOT coffee that spilt on her and burnt her. HELLO!!! It is coffee, it is hot and I am pretty sure those cups say HOT on them. I guess she has never had HOT coffee before.

Good post Miah!

TO BECOME said...

I agree with you. Did you hear about the judge that was sueing the cleaners for losing his pants. Millions of dollars he sued them for. HE lost, thank goodness. I remember the lady that sued McDonald's. She spilt her coffee on herself and it burned her.Stupid if you ask me but she won. I even know coffee is hot and if I spill it, it is my fault.

I like the new look of your blog. Good work. connie from Texas

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!

That's too funny that Tanner tried it out!!

I hear ya on the "sue-happy" people, though. How annoying!! There are people that actually come to Disney and do "trip" just so they can sue!!! Crazy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Walk a mile in my shoes. I never made money working. Good luck on the min. wage raise. SHOE LADY