Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Useful Tip from Paula & Miah

Do you ever find yourself shopping in Walmart and being annoyed by the huge volume of jerk offs and dum dum dittys who are there? It never fails that there are some rude people who walk were they want, when they want, cut in front of you, and obviously have no concept of excuse me, please or thank you. Then there are the ones, who seemingly have no destination. They are just there to stand in the way, look around with a lost blank stare on their face, wasting space and perfectly good air.

I love Walmart, but I can't stand going there when there are so many people. While Paula & I were there, during prime time on sunday, I was about to loose my mind. I asked the crowd who wanted to get punched in the face first, but for some reason they were not lining up like I asked. People were still being rude and standing in the way. Well, by total accident, Paula & I managed to find a solution.

Whenever you find yourself in this dreadful situation, just head straight for the mop isle. Pick up a mop, and put it in your cart with the handle end pointing out towards the traffic. Its amazing how people steer clear of you. You will never have to worry about people getting in your way again. Even the rude ones move on over.

Happy shopping!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA!!! I love the tip. Thanks!! I'll remember that next time I'm there.

Tess said...

Haaaaaaaaaa!!! I will have to give that a try the next time we are there!! I love this topic, you are soooo right. Some people are idiots and rude!! Maybe a good wack with a mop handle will do them some good! LOL!!!

First Time Mommy said...

L*O*L!!!! I am seriously going to have to try that. I have thought about just ramming people with my cart but thought that might be kinda mean..ha ha!! The mop thing is a great idea. I'm so going to try that next time I'm at Walmart!

Thanks for the tip! Have a great day!

Erin

Tracy said...

Great idea. I definately know a person CAN NOT be in a hurry when in Wal-mart. Because NOBODY else is.

Tracy said...

Great idea. I definately know a person CAN NOT be in a hurry when in Wal-mart. Because NOBODY else is.

Jamie said...

That is a good one!!

I am one of those shoppers when after I say excuse me and they don't move...I run into them and then say it again. I have NO TIME for rude people. If you can't move when I asked nicely I will play there game!!

Kerrie said...

That's some funny stuff!

Paula said...

That was my favorite trip to Wal-Mart ever! I am still laughing about it. It totally made my day even though everyone I tell thinks that I am a psycho. Oh well, if the shoe fits...