Why is it that the one thing that I don't need to be shrinking......is. I know that I should be grateful that I am obviously making some kind of progress, but come on! I have no bum to begin with.
I am not sure if my mushroom cap is getting bigger or what, because according to my LYING scale, I have not lost any weight recently. Yet, I continuously have to hike up my pants. Will someone please tell my bum that I am not interested in being a plumber. And please explain to me how it is possible that your pants can feel tight, yet you have to wear a belt to keep the backside from falling down. Could it be, my dreaded mushroom cap is pushing my pants down its little stem? How does one rid there self of this disgusting fungus?
I have heard a lot of mom's complain about their hips and bums, but I have never heard of one with my problems. I know I am an odd ball, but why oh why do I have to be all alone too? Right now, I feel like I would rather be shaped like a pear than a mushroom. At least a pear is sweet, and desirable. Mushrooms are just a fungus.
There is a humongous fungus among us.
Oh Happy Day!!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The incredible shrinking bum
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I have never thought of you as a mushroom or a fungus!! :)
God forbid if we could all just have the perfect botty. Just doesn't happen.
L*O*L!! I have a serious mushroom problem myself..he he!! I have the same problem with my pants...they feel tight but I need a belt to hold them up. What is up with that?! I even have a big ol' butt to hold my pants up!! I just hate the feeling that I might be showing some plumbers crack if I bend over or sit wrong in my chair :)!! If you figure something out let me know!
Have a great Wednesday Miah!!
Haa Haa.. Sweetie, you are not alone!! Trust me! Pant styles these days just don't work for "normal" bodied people. Belts or butt crack, those are our options!
Have a great day!!
I agree...belts or butt crack. There is no in between. Good luck with your ventures. You know how well the scale and I get along...
Ha! You are so funny.
I feel like my bum and hips are too big as well as my tummy too.
I'm working at exercising to try and get myself into a better shape. hehe
Whatever that is. I just want to loose a little weight and some tummy roll.
I, too, have a problem with crack. I have a tremendous problem finding jeans that fit my hiney. You aren't alone and you so crack me up and you definitely aren't a fungus!
Colter is absolutely adorable! My advice (even though I know you know this already): Enjoy every single moment (even the ones when they don't cooperate), because I am here to tell you that the time will be gone before you know it. Also, make sure you write all the funny things down that he does so that you can reflect on what life was like "back in the day"!
My name is Paula, and I am a mushroom capper too. I don't know where my arse went, but it has definitely fallen or slid down. I have heard that they do make jeans with padded butts already in them, but how would they stay up and then you would walk around with what looks like a load in your pants. Maybe I will just start walking around on my hands...
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