Attempts to be sneaky

Why do men try to be sneaky? Don't they know that mom's are all knowing? Don't they know I have eyes in the back of my head? Don't they know that I have a super human memory when it comes to naughtiness. I love the look on Tanner's face when I call him on something. It's one of amazed wonderment and it is priceless.

Normally, Tanner is the one trying to pull the wool over my eyes. I guess Al did not want to miss out on all of the fun. The other day as I pulled into the driveway, I happened to glance up and see this.

I know you are all thinking "Yeah, so?" That would have been my thoughts to, but if you take a closer look, you can see a statue up there. This is a fountain for my yard. It has a little boy & girl on it. Your still saying "Yeah, so?" Well take a closer look at the picture below.

No, this is not a little boy wearing a dress. Its a headless girl making it appear that way. The poor little girl has been decapitated. Her head laying in the filthy pond below. Who could do such a thing? I had a pretty good idea.

I waited a few minutes, and then I approached my husband and asked him casually what happened to the little girls head. His look....priceless. He immediately made a confession, however he stated that it was an accident. He never meant to hurt her. (That's what they all say.) He hid the evidence in the the attic of the garage, with the intentions of gluing her head back on in the hopes that I would never find out. He honestly believed that I would not sense anything was wrong. Well, I guess I showed him. He will be serving a fairly long sentence for this one. :O)

Have a fantastic weekend ya'll!