Your madlibs!!

I was going to just use so many of every ones answers, but how could I do that? You all get to read your own mad lib. I was going to finish Jamie's for her, but I didn't think it was fair since I all ready knew what the mad lib was. You can still finish it if you want to, or we can do a special one just for you! Any way, you have all re-written the lyrics to the song "I will survive". Here are your versions of the song...........

~~Paula's~~

First I was crabby
I was jumped
Kept thinking I could never lick
without you by my toe
But then I spent so many staplers
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew runny
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer bathroom
I just cooked to find you here
with that old look upon your scalp
I should have changed that stupid sock
I should have made you kick your key
If I had known for just days
you`d be back to throw me

Go on now go eat the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not hairy anymore
weren`t you the one who hugged to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and push
Oh no, not I
I will drag
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay brown
I`ve got all my sponge to live
I`ve got all my love to build
and I`ll drag
I will drag (hey hey)

It took all the beavers I had
not to read
kept trying hard to mend
the pencils of my broken armpit
and I spent oh so many staplers
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sleep
Now I hold my eyeball up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up itchy carpet
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like dancing
and just expect me to be shiny
now I`m saving all my protruding
for someone who`s protruding me

~~Erins~~

First I was scared
I was walked
Kept thinking I could never leap
without you by my elbow
But then I spent so many cars
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew juicy
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer bathroom
I just hammered to find you here
with that long look upon your eye
I should have changed that stupid underpants
I should have made you spray your key
If I had known for just 5 to 7 days
you`d be back to hop me

Go on now go shout the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not nasty anymore
weren`t you the one who yawned to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and bite
Oh no, not I
I will carry
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay sweet
I`ve got all my cup to live
I`ve got all my love to wash
and I`ll carry
I will carry (hey hey)

It took all the skunks I had
not to draw
kept trying hard to mend
the dice of my broken neck
and I spent oh so many cars
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to talk
Now I hold my lips up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up dry toilet
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like grabbing
and just expect me to be crusty
now I`m saving all my spitting
for someone who`s spitting me

~~Lori's~~

First I was sad
I was tired
Kept thinking I could never run
without you by my arms
But then I spent so many books
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew heavy
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer home
I just raided to find you here
with that light look upon your legs
I should have changed that stupid shirt
I should have made you see your key
If I had known for just 1 week
you`d be back to feel me

Go on now go taste the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not bigger anymore
weren`t you the one who waited to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and go
Oh no, not I
I will hit
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay taller
I`ve got all my store to live
I`ve got all my love to take
and I`ll hit
I will hit (hey hey)

It took all the cows I had
not to slept
kept trying hard to mend
the toys of my broken face
and I spent oh so many books
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sit
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up small school
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like walking
and just expect me to be smiley
now I`m saving all my talking
for someone who`s talking me