My tumor

Meet Chopper. She is a dramatic diva, tap dancing princess, food addict, heating pad, vacuum cleaner, doorbell, furniture critic and a tumor. She has a huge personality which seems to fit well with her large build. Just look at her. She is so huge, she takes up one whole corner of the couch cushion. The fact that she is 1/2 pomeranian &1/2 minuter pincher must be the reason she is so large. At least that is what you would believe if you had to sleep with her. Did I mention she is also a bed hog? You would think that since I almost always have the bed to myself, I could sleep in the middle and roll all over. Not so. In my queen bed, Diva chopper allows me to have about 10 inches of mattress. The rest is hers. I suppose if I ever become as large as her, I will just have to get another bed.

If you happen to be staying over, you may also want to bring an extra blanket. She likes to help you use HERS, but even a queen size comforter will not be enough for her. You may wake up in the night half uncovered because she has mastered the tuck-n-roll move. You should also be ready to retire for the night before she does. If not, you might have to sleep on the floor, because she moves for no one.

Annoying? Yes. Worth never having pets over? NO WAY!! Funny how pets are such stinkers, but some of us couldn't live with out them. Kind of like husbands. KIDDING!!

Here is to everyone having a fun loving friday and a wonderful weekend!